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Clever Signages

Clever Signages. Good copywriting.
A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come ...
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Joke - Driving in the Wrong Direction

Joke - Driving in the Wrong Direction

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him: "Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"



"Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Source ...
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Taming The Lion

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I ...
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Biker with a Broken Zip

A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip.

He told his girlfriend, "I can't keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable."

His girlfriend said, "Try putting your jacket on back to front."



The boyfriend quickly made the change and they ...
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Dead Rabbit!

A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbour.

In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbor will think their pet died of natural causes.

Next day he spots his neighbor digging a hole in the flower beds and goes over to investigate.
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Hilarious HR Interview

Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates.... Some weird answers....

Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.



Q - What are your expectations ?
A - Salary.

Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A - Staying awake after lunch ...
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