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How to Find Inner Peace

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete...

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.



Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a ...
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The Old Bore

A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and he was not anxious to talk with her. He said to his wife, "I'll just duck upstairs and wait until she goes away."

An hour passed, then he tiptoed to the stair landing and listened... not a sound.

He was very pleased, so ...
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The Perils of Illiteracy

A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco.

He walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."



While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's ...
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Three Germs

This woman wasn't feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that everything came back normal.



He asks, "How's your appetite?"

She replied, "Great! I eat like a horse."

He then asks, "Do you sleep well?" ...
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Redneck Divorce

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

Attorney: May I help you?

Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces.

Attorney: Well... do you have any grounds?

Hillbilly: Yea, I got about a hundred acres.

Attorney: No, you don't understand, do you have a case?

Hillbilly: No, I don't have ...
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Fishing Worms

A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip.



The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it before his Father.

"No, son, he won't do for bait," his Father said. "He's not an earthworm."

"He's not?" the boy asked, his ...
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Down at the Retirement Centre (Joke)

80-year old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


Source : http://www.fropki.info/showthread.php?2 ... ntre-(Joke)
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Root Cause Analysis

A Management lecturer was talking about "Quality".

Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".

Student: How is this anything to do with quality?

Lecturer: Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?

Student: Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.
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Toddlers and Drunks

Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true.

Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!

No personal boundaries.

Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells "I OK!" and keeps going.

Poor decision making skills.



Spontaneous vomiting.

Speaks gibberish.

Cries for no apparent reason. ...
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Job Security

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.

One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.

"How much will it cost?" asked my Joe.
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