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Simple Home Remedies

Amazingly simple home remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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You've Got Mail

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"



"I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all ...
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Best Credit Card Offers?

A lady got a call from a bank....

Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!
1. No annual charges.
2. No interest on balance for three months.
3. Big credit limit.
4. No penalties for over spending.

Smart reply by the lady:
No thanks... I don't want a credit card. I have a husband...
1. With lifetime Zero fee. ...
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Grandma's Recipe

Suzanne was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"



She replied, "I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later when talking to her mother she asked her why ...
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So, Who's The Boss?

At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all.

The lady Officer didn't like the way he ordered and his attitude. But finally she agreed for a joke. See what she said....

Once their was a fight between Human Body Parts. Brain said I am the Boss, because I take all decisions.
Feet said they want to ...
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If Lion goes Onsite!

In a poor zoo in India, a lion was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought that its prayers were answered when one day a USA zoo manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to USA.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day.
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A Horrible Way to Die

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"



"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he ...
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Old Friends Joke

Two elderly ladies have been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.


One day when they were playing cards, one looked at the other and said: "Now don't get mad at me - I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't ...
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Men Will Be Men

A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , "I love you!"

Man placed his hand on her head, "This love and infatuation all are nothing. Go back to your home and study hard so that you can lead a successful life."



Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand, "I have written some wisdom for you, ...
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Wooden Eye

Dobbins lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house.

Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to go out.

"There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?"
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