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Dancing to The Music

An old woman walked up and tied her mule to the hitching post.

As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, "Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"

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Complete & Finished!

Can any one say the difference between complete and finished?



No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'

However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this.

Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a ...
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The Blind Clerk

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on.

She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the ...
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NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI.

Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:

1: Bin Sleepin
2: Bin Drinkin
3: Bin Fightin



The Police advise further that they can ...
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Senior Romance - Hillarious Joke

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
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The Smart Navigator

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators.

The crusty old-timer Captain is breaking in a brand new navigator.

The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on the glare panel.

He asks the navigator, "Know what this is for?"

"No, sir," replies the newbie.

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Returning a Lost Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."

"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."

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Grandparents

An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they are like, there was really no limit on what they could write about their grand parents. After reading this 8 yr old's paper, I have to say he did a good job.

Grandparents are ...
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Play Your Age

A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo.

Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued ...
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Counting In The Courtyard

A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

"What are they doing?" a woman asked the tour guide.



"Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."

When we ...
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