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Lie Clocks

Lie Clocks

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?

Angel says: It's Yudhishtir's clock. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of ...
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The Drunk Hitchhiker

The Drunk Hitchhiker

A guy was hitchhiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by. Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly toward him and stop. Without thinking about it, the guy jumped into the back seat and closed the door when he suddenly realized there was nobody behind the wheel! Just then the car started slowly rolling forward again. He was beginning to get really ...
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Peach Spirit

Peach Spirit

A minister of a church loved peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed as he unwrapped the homemade brandy. However, his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.

So the next Sunday the minister suddenly ...
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Stop People-Pleasing

Stop People-Pleasing

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were travelling. The boy rode the donkey while the man walked.

In the first town they went to, the people all said, "How hard for that old man who has to walk!"

The two travelers heard this and decided that the boy should walk and the old man should ride.

In the next town, people whispered, "What a shame, he makes the little boy walk!" ...
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Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake

Ingredients:
1 or 2 qts. of rum
1 cup butter
1/8 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts

Directions:
Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right! To ...
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We Wish You a Merry

One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting, overlooking the ocean.

There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, "Hey, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu.



"I love you and this is the ...
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Bull's Education

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with.

The farmer tells him, "I don't need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn."

"Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing this field with that bull, asked the ...
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30 Benefits of Being a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and ...
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New Year's Resolutions

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Watch more TV. I've ...
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Grandma's Cruise

The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise.

Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser.

He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you have U.D."

She replied, "U.D.?

Voos is U.D.? He said, "U.D. is Upper Deck."

She then went to the upper deck and ...
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